ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES Teaser Online

Oh Brad Pit. ?You look so sick. ?You must have really gone the distance with this character. ?Check this brief but intriguing-ish teaser for next fall's western-revisted with Casey Affleck and Mr. Jolie dueling it out. ?If the mood of the pic is similar to the teaser's (measured and patient), this could be good. This could be Unforgiven-like good.

28 Apr, 2006 - 6:07 AM

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1st STRANGERS WITH CANDY Movie Teaser

This movie has been finished for some time now. ?Warner Bros Independent shelved it some time ago for unknown reasons. ?The Comedy Central show was borderline hysterical-offensive-unsettling-great. ?Sedaris is nuts. ?The cast in this thing includes recent best actor winner, Philip Seymour Hoffman. ?Dig the limp teaser on YouTube.

27 Apr, 2006 - 7:44 AM

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3rd STRONG Review Of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3?!

All the Aintitcool fellas are drinking the koolade on this one (and on director JJ Abrams for that matter). ?After seeing a special, hand delivered print of the film over the weekend, they've been digging it (peppering their reviews with gloss-overs, but still digging it hard). We at dtheatre are open to what the future has to bring from JJ Abrams and we too would probably be a lot more giddy about the guy (and the flick) if Paramount was flying out a sneak print for us. It'd be nice of this flick didn't totally suck. Click on to read the latest MI:3 review from AICN.

26 Apr, 2006 - 6:08 AM

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AL PACINO Joins Danny OCEAN'S THIRTEEN

Ocean's Thirteen, the sequel to the sequel to the remake, Ocean's Eleven, just got a little cooler and more interesting. ?Al Pacino has been added to the list of the largest and potentially costliest ensemble pic around. ?He joins Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Andy Garcia, and (most importantly) Bernie Mac in the flick that shoots this summer in LA.

25 Apr, 2006 - 6:55 AM

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NEW (Fake?) SPIDER-MAN In New Suit PIC Online

Something else to dork about. ?Here's a new, possibly fake, pic of a stunt man and/or better known actor possibly walking around on the Spider-Man set in the new black suit. Is it real? You decide. Is it cool-looking regardless? Yeah. We think so.

25 Apr, 2006 - 6:46 AM

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New WORMS, KING'S MEN, LAKE HOUSE Trailers

Remember the kids classic, How to Eat Fried Worms? ?Maybe you don't. Maybe you're not from here. ?Well, it's a movie now, check the trailer. ?Also, new and/or reshaped trailers for the all-star remake of All the King's Men (Sean Penn, Meryl Streep) and the Keanu-Sandy Bullock romantic cheese factory, the Lake House are online for your added pleasure. Click on.

25 Apr, 2006 - 6:32 AM

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Dig The WES ANDERSON American Express Ad!

Director Wes Anderson (Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Royal Tennenbaums, Life Aquatic) has been secretly directing commercials for a while. ?He's his first stint in front of the camera (excluding his sit-ins on the Charlie Rose show) in an American Express, My Life ad. ?It's good. ?He's funny. ?He should make another movie soon that's funnier than the Life Aquatic.

25 Apr, 2006 - 5:53 AM

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NBC Banned TV FUNHOUSE Sketch Online!

It aired awhile ago and has since been banned from airing again. It's Conspiracy Theory Rock, Funhouse's take on Schoolhouse Rock, the saturday morning PSA segments that used to air on ABC back in the eighties. ?See if you can figure out why NBC is not a fan. Click on for a direct link.

24 Apr, 2006 - 8:01 AM

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STARBLAZERS Live Action Flick Back On?!

Starblazers, the anime series from the 1980's wherein the bad guy was a drag queen of sorts (almost), may be given the live-action treatment if a script gets greelighted. It's been batted around the studio lots since the early nineties and now might have found some new life in Benderspink, a company responsible for American Pie among other flicks. ? Could be fun. ?Click over for a review of a script draft dated 2003.

24 Apr, 2006 - 5:51 AM

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More Humans Cast In TRANSFORMERS MOVIE UPDATED Interview Added

Filmforce reported earlier this week that a bunch of humans are close to being cast in Michael Bay's adaptation of Mattel's cartoon-toy slam dunk of the eighties, the Transformers (not to be even remotely confused with the GoBots). ?Jon Voight, Michael Clark Duncan, Bernie Mac; are a few of the names being rumored to soon join Michael Bay on this cinematic journey. Recent interview with Bay added.

23 Apr, 2006 - 8:36 AM

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J.J. ABRAMS Set To Make Over STAR TREK!

Hollywood has a new boyfriend. ?J.J. Abrams, director of the new Mission Impossible 3 flick (hailed by Aintitcool head-bitch Harry Knowles as the new True Lies) and co-creator of TV's Lost, Alias, and What About Brian, has a deal in the works to direct a new Star Trek flick. ?This one would start the series over (as earlier planned, then abandoned) at Starfleet Academy. ?A sort of a Smallville for the Trekkies, but on film, not on the small screen. Click on for more.

21 Apr, 2006 - 7:17 AM

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2ND REVIEW: Another Solid UNITED 93 Review!

The Hollywood Reporter's Kirk Honeycutt ends his review with this line, "In years to come, United 93 may enter our mythology in ways unimaginable. But for now, we have a starting point. "United 93" is a sincere attempt to pull together the known facts and guesses at the emotional truths as best anyone can. Then, in the movie's final moments, the impact of the heroism aboard United 93 becomes startlingly clear." Click on for the entire review ?another just like it.

20 Apr, 2006 - 7:08 AM

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REVIEW: JJ Abrams' MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3, 2nd Review Added!

Harry Knowles of Aintitcool saw the flick last night (a print was flown to Austin to be shown to him in Austin - must be nice to be a pampered geek). ?He loved the pic and thinks it's a better version of James Cameron's True Lies (this is meant to be a huge compliment). ?He also says he thinks JJ Abrams rocked it totally hard and stuff and that we get to see Cruise take a serious beating (something everyone wants these days). ?So there's that. Click on to read the big boy's review.

19 Apr, 2006 - 6:09 AM

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More DA VINCI CODE, MI:3 Film Clips Online

More, more, more. ?More advance clips approved for your viewing pleasure by the folks in the Paramount and Sony's marketing departments in a stepped-up attempt to assure your ass in on of their theatre seats come early May when these two big-budget mutherfuckers open wide. ?And we mean wide. ?Click on the clip it up.

18 Apr, 2006 - 10:16 AM

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On Set X-MEN 3 Featurette Online

Maybe this schlockbuster will surprise the peoples and be great and maybe it won't and the negative geeks (a few live here at the D) will rejoice in their smarter-than-you-are dudeness. ?So here's more from the PR department at Fox, something that would have only appeared on the DVD pre-web-buzz-building days. ?Alas. ?Click on.

15 Apr, 2006 - 7:11 AM

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SNEAK REVIEW: 1st 911 Flick UNITED 93 Is Strong?

Yep. ?That's what one reviewer has reported back to the aintitcool freaks. ?United 93, (was called Flight 93 in its first trailer) directed by Paul Greengrass (Bourne Supremacy) and centering on that doomed flight that hit the field in Pennsylvania, sounds like it could be a damn solid piece of work (not the usual crappy, overdramatic Hollywood treatment). ?Click on to read on and to see the trailer.

14 Apr, 2006 - 6:12 AM

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